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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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