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| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercialairliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to showup so... more
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| Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more
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