| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more
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