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| The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more
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