| 61. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 62. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 63. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 64. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 65. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 66. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 67. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 68. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 69. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| 70. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 71. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 72. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 73. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 74. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 75. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 76. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| 77. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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