| 31. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I wont be surprised if this tree will give... more
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| 32. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck... more
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| 33. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more
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| 34. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked... more
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| 35. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... more
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| 36. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!... more
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| 37. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?He wanted to grow mash potatoes!... more
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| 38. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Did you hear about the farmers boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and... more
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| 39. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for th... more
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| 40. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more
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| 41. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every t... more
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| 42. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won... more
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| 43. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more
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| 44. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
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| 45. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
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| 46. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| How does a farmer send messages?By e-i-e-i-o-mail.... more
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| 47. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.... more
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| 48. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into t... more
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| 49. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W... more
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| 50. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there a... more
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| 51. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car sev... more
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| 52. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
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| 53. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
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| 54. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more
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| 55. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
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| 56. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
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| 57. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered... more
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| 58. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran... more
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| 59. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a... more
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| 60. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to fe... more
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