| 31. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?A: When you are a mouse!... more
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| 32. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.... more
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| 33. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!... more
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| 34. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.... more
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| 35. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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| 36. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.... more
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| 37. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!... more
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| 38. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: Its meow-sic to their ears!... more
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| 39. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: Theyre purr-fect!... more
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| 40. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 41. | Category: Cat jokes |
| There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !... more
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| 42. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more
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| 43. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What did the black cat say to the fish ?Ive got a bone to pick with you !... more
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| 44. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 45. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?Im paw !... more
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| 46. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more
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| 47. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more
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| 48. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !... more
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| 49. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?A good jumpurr !... more
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| 50. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 51. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?Puss in boots !... more
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| 52. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?An octopuss !... more
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| 53. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?An animal that puts you out a night !... more
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| 54. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !... more
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| 55. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !... more
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| 56. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?A cat-a-logue !... more
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| 57. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?Santa Claws !... more
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| 58. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !... more
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| 59. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !... more
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| 60. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is a black cats favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !... more
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