| 1. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Garden Water Featuresby Lily Pond... more
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| 2. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more
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| 3. | Category: Military jokes |
| General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra play... more
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| 4. | Category: Children jokes |
| George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?... more
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| 5. | Category: Political jokes |
| George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "Th... more
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| 6. | Category: Journalist jokes |
| George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac Rive... more
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| 7. | Category: Fishing jokes |
| George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish... more
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| 8. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of... more
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| 9. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the mer... more
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| 10. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more
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| 11. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 12. | Category: Food jokes |
| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more
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| 13. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well t... more
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| 14. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor.... more
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| 15. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!... more
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| 16. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| 17. | Category: Men jokes |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 18. | Category: Religious jokes |
| God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.... more
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| 19. | Category: Religious jokes |
| God is sitting up in his ivory tower, hes had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so hes decid... more
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| 20. | Category: Religious jokes |
| God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a compa... more
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| 21. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, its a sin any day of the... more
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| 22. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."... more
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| 23. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: "Eventually."... more
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| 24. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Id move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. Youve already moved most o... more
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| 25. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Ive played so poorly all day; I think Im going to go drown myself in that lake."Caddy: "I doubt you could keep... more
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| 26. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. Its distracting!"Caddy: "This isnt a watch, sir, its a com... more
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| 27. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "That cant be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."Caddy: "Its a long time since we started, sir."... more
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| 28. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."Caddy: "Its not supposed to be."... more
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| 29. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didnt realize you had played before, sir."... more
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| 30. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more
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